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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Okinawa Japan
Posts: 56Rep Power: 18
Before I deployed I had convinced a few friends to go with me up to PoM and hunt for a spell component..In our group was a good friend of mine from real life who was playing a lvl 53 enchanter. We were camped out on the castle wall hunting the mini zoro's and it was getting pretty boring so I turned to Dorenie (the chanter) and asked her to mez one of the rascals.. She was hesitant and was unsure if she could even mez the little bugger..The conversation went a little like this.
Gustov: Hey, dorenie, try and mezz em.
Dorenie: Um, I dont think I can.
Gustov: Whats the worst that could happen?
Mehinny: (the druid) She could get creamed.
Gustov: Nah, they dont hit that hard, sheesh.
Dorenie: Um, how hard do they hit?
Elfton: (ranger) Not that damn hard, just mez em!
Dorenie: Fine! But if I die Im gonna be really pissed!
At this time Dorenie goes running down the wall her robes flapping in the wind.
Elfton: Private message to Gustov: Dude, theres no way she can mez em, she's gonna get spanked.
Gustov: PM back to Eflton..:Yeah, this is gonna be soo funny!
About this time Dorenie casts her mez and low and behold the little bugger does a quick about face and comes tearing off after Dorenie, who is now high tailing it back toward us..
Dorenie: (while running like mad) You guys suck! I soooo owe you!
Gustov: (laughing so hard, typing was difficult. : Run dorenie, Run!
Mehinny: Guess she should have invested in Run three.
Dorenie: You fuckers better pay for my rez!
Elfton PM to me: Dude, I think she is pissed.
Gustov: Yah, I can tell..I better log my cleric, she only lives a mile from me..
Gnomes are like flying monkeys..Both should be killed on sight.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 2,333Rep Power: 23
I like to leave a trail of blood, it has always been a good way to find where i left my sanity
OMG he has not seen up Xegony's dress yet! he is not uber! hang him!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 39Rep Power: 0
I did something like that one day.
Was running a fear raid for a RL buddies guild. And we were up to the gholems.
We needed someone to take the DT as you pull. We had a druid the whole raid asking just stupid noob questions over and over and was anoying us.
Kizef tells raidchat " Hey Druid_001 come here a min I need your help pulling"
Druid_001 tells Kizef "sure what do I do?"
Kizef tells Druid_001 "easy see that gholem up there? Nuke him with your biggest nuke"
Druid_001 tells Kizef "But he will kill me why dont I snare it?"
Kizef tells Druid_001 "NOOOO. We need to get it back to camp as fast as we can. We only have 18secs or pull it"
Druid_001 tells Kizef "ok.. but I really think I should snare it"
Dread Shouts "Druid_001"
I pull it back to camp and we kill it without another DT.
Druid_001 tells Kizef "What happened I died before it even got to me?"
Kizef tells Druid_001 "hmm not sure. Must be a bug. Lets try it again on the next gholem it should go better."
Its been 2 years and we are still laughing about that druid. Im not sure he ever figured out what a Death touch was.
Ninja Scroll - Tessai
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 715Rep Power: 21
I dont get it...
Of course I only been to PoM couple of times.
The MS Office Paper Clip
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 8,353Rep Power: 29
Daabu, yes I agree I am going right now to the coffee machine.
your story is even better than the fisrt one. and /beer for all the PL noob druid
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