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Azlana · 06-24-2003

Okies... been wonderin...

Gots two kitties.. one bouts 27lbs odder bout 13lbs. M'feeds dem da same amount o'food.. same food.

Why da lil kitties poop smell more?
An why da lil kitty makes smaller poops? Likes dey bof eat da same amount dey should poop da same amount no?
An why it seems da bigger da poop dey bof make da faster dey run from da litter box?

EgatBearskinner · 06-24-2003

If you could provide some parsing data on the poops it might help us to figure this one out.

Dobbo Baggins · 06-24-2003

lets just say it's a mystery of like. but it probably has something to do with the process of food after intake.

Adzar · 06-24-2003

Umm Azlana hun you have finally been pushed over the edge haven't you? You are calling the size of your cats poop one of the worlds mysteries? Dear Lord someone get the girl a therapist and step on it.

Azlana · 06-24-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Adzar
Dear Lord someone get the girl a therapist and step on it.

Eider dat o'a full time job! See wot extended umployment can do ta ya?

Lamoeb · 06-24-2003

A 27lb cat?!

Good lord, you keep a lynx in your house?

**Shikarii** · 06-24-2003

heh my former cat "biff" weighed in at a healthy 34 lbs.

27 lb cat.../scoff. little kitten

funny part is i never bothered to scope out his poop box. just emptied the modified 55 gallon drum aka litterbox into the garbage.

06-24-2003

That's a mighty big cat :| A lot larger than what i'm used to anyways. I don't think i'd call this one of life's "mysteries" but then again there ate crazier ones out there...

Vamcoy · 06-25-2003

OK you sure the bigger one isnt stealing some of the little ones food?

06-25-2003

i think the little one's poops are smaller because a little cat needs to digest more of the food so it'll grow bigger, the big cat just eats it, and it flies out of its ass.

06-25-2003

I can not believe you are rationalizing cat crap.......

Azlana · 06-25-2003

*cheeky grin*

Gotta love da threads m'starts some time.

Actually both kitties get a total o'bout 2/3 cup of food a day. Big kitty gets two teaspoons o'Frisky Sr. stuff so he will be nice nice and take his insulin shots twice a day.

Asked vet why heck ifn feed dem same one is twice size an he say diabeties slows kitties metabolism down.

06-25-2003

I was just about to say if your cat has diabeties it is more then likley gonna be overwieght....... *gasps as she realizes she just got sucked into the cat crap topic*

Azlana · 06-25-2003

No.. m'no feed dem likes dis.. jes when m'puts da food in da big container m'get a kick outta dem doing it.

**Shikarii** · 06-25-2003

the black and white cat can eat that whole hopper of food

06-24-2003	#1
Azlana Sexies' Overlady in all o'Norrath... da moon, an even da planes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 857 Rep Power: 21	*ponders some mysteries o'life* Okies... been wonderin... Gots two kitties.. one bouts 27lbs odder bout 13lbs. M'feeds dem da same amount o'food.. same food. Why da lil kitties poop smell more? An why da lil kitty makes smaller poops? Likes dey bof eat da same amount dey should poop da same amount no? An why it seems da bigger da poop dey bof make da faster dey run from da litter box? __________________ "Classes are not that out of balance --AbsorEQ"

06-24-2003	#2
EgatBearskinner Veteran User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ginowan-Isa, Okinawa, Japan Age: 40 Posts: 82 Rep Power: 21	If you could provide some parsing data on the poops it might help us to figure this one out. __________________ The Orc Pawn - My EverQuest Blog

06-24-2003	#4
Adzar King of the Asshats Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Minnesota Age: 44 Posts: 406 Rep Power: 21	Umm Azlana hun you have finally been pushed over the edge haven't you? You are calling the size of your cats poop one of the worlds mysteries? Dear Lord someone get the girl a therapist and step on it. __________________ Click Image to go to Guild Website.

06-24-2003	#6
Lamoeb Veteran User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 11 Rep Power: 0	A 27lb cat?! Good lord, you keep a lynx in your house? __________________ Lamoeb

06-25-2003	#9
Vamcoy Purple Me Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Spooner, Wisconsin Age: 32 Posts: 546 Rep Power: 21	OK you sure the bigger one isnt stealing some of the little ones food? __________________ Vamcoy Hitsemharder Warlord level 75 "Classes are not that out of balance." AbsorEQ

06-24-2003	#3
Dobbo Baggins king of the halfling mafia Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Redmond, washington Age: 23 Posts: 1,728 Rep Power: 22	lets just say it's a mystery of like. but it probably has something to do with the process of food after intake.

06-24-2003	#7
Shikarii Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Long Island Age: 43 Posts: 8,802 Rep Power: 29	heh my former cat "biff" weighed in at a healthy 34 lbs. 27 lb cat.../scoff. little kitten funny part is i never bothered to scope out his poop box. just emptied the modified 55 gallon drum aka litterbox into the garbage.

06-24-2003	#8
Grabe Guest Posts: n/a	That's a mighty big cat :\| A lot larger than what i'm used to anyways. I don't think i'd call this one of life's "mysteries" but then again there ate crazier ones out there...

06-25-2003	#10
Solarris Guest Posts: n/a	i think the little one's poops are smaller because a little cat needs to digest more of the food so it'll grow bigger, the big cat just eats it, and it flies out of its ass.

06-25-2003	#11
Raychael Guest Posts: n/a	I can not believe you are rationalizing cat crap.......


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