Dall18or
05-29-2003, 03:10 PM
DISCLAIMER
Not a attack on women, a friendly list for the humor, if you are easily offended by jokes, do not read.
If a man washes a dish and a woman isn't around to see him, did he really wash a dish?
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Why are men thinkers and women talkers? Cause a man has two heads, a woman has four lips.
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Why is it bad when the wife is out of the kitchet? The chain must have broke again.
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Women are like.............
...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
Ok somebody else do a few.........
Oh and females are welcome to post their own pro female jokes as long as they are intended to be humorous.
Dallor Hurtingwind
65 Warrior
Not a attack on women, a friendly list for the humor, if you are easily offended by jokes, do not read.
If a man washes a dish and a woman isn't around to see him, did he really wash a dish?
------------------------------------------------
Why are men thinkers and women talkers? Cause a man has two heads, a woman has four lips.
-----------------------------------------------------
Why is it bad when the wife is out of the kitchet? The chain must have broke again.
-------------------------------------
Women are like.............
...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
Ok somebody else do a few.........
Oh and females are welcome to post their own pro female jokes as long as they are intended to be humorous.
Dallor Hurtingwind
65 Warrior