Spinetwist
05-24-2003, 03:56 PM
You know you've played a warrior too much when...
- You try to taunt people before initiating a conversation, making sure you have their full attention.
- You try to bow kite the paperboy
- You hit up the local pharmacy and ask where they keep the sow potions.
- You are late for work and yell "Dammit wheres my black Greaves!?"
- You are injured in a car accident and continuly shout at the paramedics - "COmplete HEal dammit!!!"
- You fashion a "Wurmslayer" using a broken rake and some duct tape.
- Your wife is holding your credit card so you try and disarm her.
- After severing a limb in an accident you shrug it off and attempt to bind wound.
- You get into a bar brawl, after taking a few punches to the head you yell to your friends, "Did you slow this guy!?!??!"
- Instead of laughing you say LOL or ROFL and use other emoticons instead of expressing emotions.
- You bring in your dead goldfish to the vet and ask for a rez.
- You ask if these Pauldrons make you look fat.
- You attempt to "Interupt" a conversation by throwing your shoulder into the speaker.
- You are at the strippers and attempt to Area Taunt the dancers.
Some of these are pretty raunchy but hey I was bored. You guys got any good ones? =)
- You try to taunt people before initiating a conversation, making sure you have their full attention.
- You try to bow kite the paperboy
- You hit up the local pharmacy and ask where they keep the sow potions.
- You are late for work and yell "Dammit wheres my black Greaves!?"
- You are injured in a car accident and continuly shout at the paramedics - "COmplete HEal dammit!!!"
- You fashion a "Wurmslayer" using a broken rake and some duct tape.
- Your wife is holding your credit card so you try and disarm her.
- After severing a limb in an accident you shrug it off and attempt to bind wound.
- You get into a bar brawl, after taking a few punches to the head you yell to your friends, "Did you slow this guy!?!??!"
- Instead of laughing you say LOL or ROFL and use other emoticons instead of expressing emotions.
- You bring in your dead goldfish to the vet and ask for a rez.
- You ask if these Pauldrons make you look fat.
- You attempt to "Interupt" a conversation by throwing your shoulder into the speaker.
- You are at the strippers and attempt to Area Taunt the dancers.
Some of these are pretty raunchy but hey I was bored. You guys got any good ones? =)