Mystaviant
11-15-2003, 04:18 AM
Ok, its late, and I am lacking sleep, but here goes...
What is seriously wrong with eq today? Is it REALLY that some pally tanked an endgame boss?? No, I dont think it is. Not one of you would care if he did tank him, so long as after the raid, and everyone went /lfg to grind out an AA or two, and you got an exp group as easily or easier than he did. Warriors DO tank better, take hits better, and do better dps than knights as is...the REAL problem is getting exp groups.
How often is the DPS of any DPS class limited by the warrior's ability to hold aggro?? Almost never. How often is it a problem when a mob turns for a few seconds to the rogue before his evade works, or you taunt again?? Never. How often does a warrior loose aggro on a raid target? Not unless something was done wrong. How often does a warrior loose aggro to a healer, barring they dont do stupid things? Very rarely.
So whats the real problem? Snap-aggro. Its the catch-phrase of all the pally problems. Why? Does snap aggro keep the mob off the backstabbing rogue? No, his evade does that. Same for rangers, monks, wizards, etc. What does snap-aggro do?? ONE thing: KEEPS THE MOBS OFF THE SLOWER.
So now, lets futher that, does a 1300AC 3500hp shammy go splat from one round of melee?? NO...who does? The pussy chanter. Yanno, the skirt-wearer with a whopping 400AC and 1900hp. So who is the real enemy? Pallies? Nope, its the chanters.
The chanters are the ones dieing to a resisted slow.
The chanters are the ones whom 95% of the class exists soley to get to level 60 and become the next kei whore in pok.
The chanters are the ones that put max exp per hour in front of all else to futher the previous statement.
The chanters are the ones demanding the pally tank.
I have played now about 1/2 of all eq classes to 50+, and in doing so, learned everything I could about the class, its strengths, weakness, proper techniques for things, hints, tips, what not to do, etc. So, I think I know a little about eq by now, tho not much.
Whats one thing that NEVER happens in an exp grind group? Yea, thats right, you never see both a chanter and a shaman, at least not very often. Why? cause its redundant. What have two classes that bring little to the group that is duplicated by the other class, sure, chamans buff and sorta heal (2k is rather small for a "ch") and chanters can mez. Well, chanters can buff some and shaman can "mez" (75% slow = 75% mez, sorta, plus root), so even in the lack of the other, the group goes on fine, and 95% of the time, is BETTER without the other, becuase a more useful class fills in the spot, and doesnt duplicate another member.
Most exp groups are:
Tank
Healer
Slower
DPS
DPS
DPS
DPS = faster kills, and more exp
Why have a chanter when you have a shaman of vice versa when neither of the two are decent dps? You dont, unless you know for a fact that over-pulls will be often and massive.
So what would change things for the better??
My ideas:
Remove slow from chanters, and haste from shamans. Yes, I play a shaman, and if I didnt have haste, whee!! No more bugging me for haste 30 seconds after the "jobober feels faster" message (I use pet as timer on hastes, as do many many shaman. If chanters didnt have slow, no one would really bitch or whine about slow pulling aggro. Shammies dont care if slow pulls aggro, or at least shouldnt, tho some think they are chanters with a dog pet.
I like this one. It means there will be (perhaps gradual) tend towards warriors being a equally, and perhaps more viable exp tank, as it was. It also means chanters wont demand a pally, since casting haste pulls no aggro, and mez+root+boggle means mez wont get them killed either. Lastly, it means groups will want a shaman for slows, as it should be, and tank+rogue+ranger+monk will do the same or less dps that tank+rogue+ranger+chanter, since the chanter will be the only way they get haste, thus increasing their dps. (2 70% hasted melee do more dps than 3 unhasted)
I mean really, think about it. When did warrior become last choice as exp tank?? With PoP! Why? Cause EVERYTHING must be slowed...
Slow = Aggro
Chanter + Aggro = Rez
Shammy + Aggro = shammy casts topor/q on himself
It was PoP and the need to slow everthing that caused warriors grief. If chanters didnt have slow, no one would bitch about the slower having aggro for a second or two.
Lastly, a few more bitches about chanters sucking:
Got KEI a few days ago, after my mind expanded, I see "mezzum modulates" as the level 60 enchanter that just cast kei goes from 100% health to.....56%!!! Yes, 450 damage from a modrod caused him to lose 44% of his health...which put his unbuffed hp at about 1000....or about what it would be if he were human, put all his bonus points into stamina at creation and had NO hp+ items. Is this REALLY the class that should be casting a high aggro spell on every mob very early in every fight?? I dont think so.
Was in a group with a chanter and, sigh, a pally...which meant that I HAD to slow on inc, or he got reamed hard, and the mobs were resisting my slow, so I asked the chanter to tash on inc, so I could slow on inc...as if tash is gonna pull more aggro than my slow. Had we both did as I asked, the mobs would get tashed, and then slow would land, and if it went at anyone other than the gay pally, it would have been me, 100% of the time, rather than the chanter...but he refused, so I booted his lame ass wizzie wannabe butt outta the group, causing the cleric to leave, as they were friends I guess. Lame. The did spend a LONG time lfg tho, and we had no prob getting another cleric, and replaced the chanter with a bard, who would oos when pulling.
Whats the cast time on KEI?? Cause thats about how long I need a chanter in any of my groups....
Mezzum says ooc: 64 chanter lfg
You cleric tells you, get that chanter
Your tell cleric, sure
You invite Mezzum to join your group
Mezzum has joined the group
You tell your group, hey, my kei is kinda old, mind refreshing it plz?
Mezzum begins to cast a spell.
You mind expands.
You remove Mezzum from the group.
Mezzum says, wtf?
You say, thx
You invite Ubahwarrior to join your group.
Ubahwarrior has joined the group.
You tell your group, all set now, lets get killin!!!
LMAO, thats the way it should go.
Edited: cause spelling is hard.
What is seriously wrong with eq today? Is it REALLY that some pally tanked an endgame boss?? No, I dont think it is. Not one of you would care if he did tank him, so long as after the raid, and everyone went /lfg to grind out an AA or two, and you got an exp group as easily or easier than he did. Warriors DO tank better, take hits better, and do better dps than knights as is...the REAL problem is getting exp groups.
How often is the DPS of any DPS class limited by the warrior's ability to hold aggro?? Almost never. How often is it a problem when a mob turns for a few seconds to the rogue before his evade works, or you taunt again?? Never. How often does a warrior loose aggro on a raid target? Not unless something was done wrong. How often does a warrior loose aggro to a healer, barring they dont do stupid things? Very rarely.
So whats the real problem? Snap-aggro. Its the catch-phrase of all the pally problems. Why? Does snap aggro keep the mob off the backstabbing rogue? No, his evade does that. Same for rangers, monks, wizards, etc. What does snap-aggro do?? ONE thing: KEEPS THE MOBS OFF THE SLOWER.
So now, lets futher that, does a 1300AC 3500hp shammy go splat from one round of melee?? NO...who does? The pussy chanter. Yanno, the skirt-wearer with a whopping 400AC and 1900hp. So who is the real enemy? Pallies? Nope, its the chanters.
The chanters are the ones dieing to a resisted slow.
The chanters are the ones whom 95% of the class exists soley to get to level 60 and become the next kei whore in pok.
The chanters are the ones that put max exp per hour in front of all else to futher the previous statement.
The chanters are the ones demanding the pally tank.
I have played now about 1/2 of all eq classes to 50+, and in doing so, learned everything I could about the class, its strengths, weakness, proper techniques for things, hints, tips, what not to do, etc. So, I think I know a little about eq by now, tho not much.
Whats one thing that NEVER happens in an exp grind group? Yea, thats right, you never see both a chanter and a shaman, at least not very often. Why? cause its redundant. What have two classes that bring little to the group that is duplicated by the other class, sure, chamans buff and sorta heal (2k is rather small for a "ch") and chanters can mez. Well, chanters can buff some and shaman can "mez" (75% slow = 75% mez, sorta, plus root), so even in the lack of the other, the group goes on fine, and 95% of the time, is BETTER without the other, becuase a more useful class fills in the spot, and doesnt duplicate another member.
Most exp groups are:
Tank
Healer
Slower
DPS
DPS
DPS
DPS = faster kills, and more exp
Why have a chanter when you have a shaman of vice versa when neither of the two are decent dps? You dont, unless you know for a fact that over-pulls will be often and massive.
So what would change things for the better??
My ideas:
Remove slow from chanters, and haste from shamans. Yes, I play a shaman, and if I didnt have haste, whee!! No more bugging me for haste 30 seconds after the "jobober feels faster" message (I use pet as timer on hastes, as do many many shaman. If chanters didnt have slow, no one would really bitch or whine about slow pulling aggro. Shammies dont care if slow pulls aggro, or at least shouldnt, tho some think they are chanters with a dog pet.
I like this one. It means there will be (perhaps gradual) tend towards warriors being a equally, and perhaps more viable exp tank, as it was. It also means chanters wont demand a pally, since casting haste pulls no aggro, and mez+root+boggle means mez wont get them killed either. Lastly, it means groups will want a shaman for slows, as it should be, and tank+rogue+ranger+monk will do the same or less dps that tank+rogue+ranger+chanter, since the chanter will be the only way they get haste, thus increasing their dps. (2 70% hasted melee do more dps than 3 unhasted)
I mean really, think about it. When did warrior become last choice as exp tank?? With PoP! Why? Cause EVERYTHING must be slowed...
Slow = Aggro
Chanter + Aggro = Rez
Shammy + Aggro = shammy casts topor/q on himself
It was PoP and the need to slow everthing that caused warriors grief. If chanters didnt have slow, no one would bitch about the slower having aggro for a second or two.
Lastly, a few more bitches about chanters sucking:
Got KEI a few days ago, after my mind expanded, I see "mezzum modulates" as the level 60 enchanter that just cast kei goes from 100% health to.....56%!!! Yes, 450 damage from a modrod caused him to lose 44% of his health...which put his unbuffed hp at about 1000....or about what it would be if he were human, put all his bonus points into stamina at creation and had NO hp+ items. Is this REALLY the class that should be casting a high aggro spell on every mob very early in every fight?? I dont think so.
Was in a group with a chanter and, sigh, a pally...which meant that I HAD to slow on inc, or he got reamed hard, and the mobs were resisting my slow, so I asked the chanter to tash on inc, so I could slow on inc...as if tash is gonna pull more aggro than my slow. Had we both did as I asked, the mobs would get tashed, and then slow would land, and if it went at anyone other than the gay pally, it would have been me, 100% of the time, rather than the chanter...but he refused, so I booted his lame ass wizzie wannabe butt outta the group, causing the cleric to leave, as they were friends I guess. Lame. The did spend a LONG time lfg tho, and we had no prob getting another cleric, and replaced the chanter with a bard, who would oos when pulling.
Whats the cast time on KEI?? Cause thats about how long I need a chanter in any of my groups....
Mezzum says ooc: 64 chanter lfg
You cleric tells you, get that chanter
Your tell cleric, sure
You invite Mezzum to join your group
Mezzum has joined the group
You tell your group, hey, my kei is kinda old, mind refreshing it plz?
Mezzum begins to cast a spell.
You mind expands.
You remove Mezzum from the group.
Mezzum says, wtf?
You say, thx
You invite Ubahwarrior to join your group.
Ubahwarrior has joined the group.
You tell your group, all set now, lets get killin!!!
LMAO, thats the way it should go.
Edited: cause spelling is hard.