Yoo! arogant child of the grey here

[Gerick]

introducing myself and my horrid spelling
gerick feralfang vah shir 47th season warrior.

Hail all, im too cheap to buy a round so ill let you buy me one :D

[Adzar]

No round no welcome get me a beer and I may say hello

[BolarGimack]

As if I am any better about spelling. Granted I don't post either. These guys say it all.

I was just posting to say ya might wanna edit your sig. It says saintiy I think you meant sanity.. Just figured I would help ya out there.


Bolar Gimack 57 War Dorf Saryrn Server Dragon's Song Raid Leader
BOLARCHUUU

[Gerick]

i signed up at 5 am so, err i was kinda out of it sorry about that, now back to beer, i can afford mead but thats about it, i know its not the strongest but you cant tell after 6 or 7

[Korak Sarathai]

...as long as English class is in session...

to find were i left my sanity


You might want to add an "h" to "were", i.e. where I left my sanity.

[Shikarii]

there, he's all spelt correctly now ( even did some 1337 colorization )..capitalization though you're on your own bud :D

[Dobbo Baggins]

you can't afford a beer? luckily they're free here!!!!!!! we make the gnomes pay though

[Gerick]

ahh in that case, i will get a round of dire wolf pale ale for all, thurgidains best

[Garyen]

whats with the kindness?

where are all the bar fights at? o_O

*drinks his dire wolf pale ale in disgust*

[Varatho]

*Smacks Garyen with a pickle*

Bar fight! :cool:

[Isk]

now that's what I'm talkin about

*pies Varaho in the face*

[Varatho]

*Removes pie from his face*

Damn half elves!

*Launches a dozen pickles at Isk*

[Isk]

*eats the pickles then pies Varaho again*

You can't win, Vader.

[Varatho]

*Does that waving hand thingy*

You will give in to the dark side!

*Coughs*

Ah fuggit,

*Squirts Isk with soda-water from a bottle*

[Dobbo Baggins]

/sighs at such a pethetic fight from 2 warriors

[Shikarii]

that's what i'm sayin..f00kin planetside ruined garyen 0_o buncha skirts

[Isk]

I'm not drunk enough to whip out the lightsaber yet...gimme some time.

[Shikarii]

heh fight first drink later thx~~
throws chairs at them pickle tossin' nancy boys

[Isk]

*ignites saber, slices through the chairs then sheathes saber*

not now gawddamnit, I need beer

[Shikarii]

picks up dobbo and throws him at Isk

50 plat says you can't do that again :D

[Isk]

*ducks as Dobbo flies over the bar*

don't tempt me =)

[Adzar]

*ducks behind the bar and unleashes a barrage of pretzels at Isk*

[Isk]

hey I didn't know there were serving wenches in this tavern! sweet!

[Adzar]

Now I know you did not just call me a serving wench

[Korak Sarathai]

hey I didn't know there were serving wenches in this tavern! sweet!

That one doesn't fill out her blouse too well. I think we should send her back and get a new one.

[Adzar]

*realizes he is behing the bar with all of the beer* Hmm okay serving wench I am

[Ratmandu]

/em walks into the tavern and gasps!



A FRAY!!!!


Grabs an ale and looks fer a worthy target......errr opponent!

[Adzar]

*Hurls an empty mug at the Rat lookin thing that just walked in*

[Gunrack]

OMG!!!! LOL.. I am crying right now at how funny the hate mail for the flip out link Iskandar has on his sig... OMG!!!!!!

[Ratmandu]

* Takes the empty mug in the helmet and smiles*

*Grabs a chair and saunters toward adzar*

[Shikarii]

hurls and blindsides Adzar with an old wooden mug

Ha!! Touch me Keg would ya !!

scrambles off dodging the barrage of pretzels and pickles and halflings soaring through the air

[Adzar]

*Feels a sharp blow to the head and reaches down to see an old wooden mug. As he glances up he notices 15 pickles and one halfling go sailing over his head and hit the ugly rat looking thing carrying a chair.*

[Ratmandu]

*Hits the floor like he was soloing Vindi*

Damn those flying halflings hurt!


*Gets up and grabs a couple pickles off the floor to eat later*



Hey I'm behind the bar........

*Draws another ale and kicks the halfling on the floor outta the way*

[Varatho]

*Uses The Force to hurl Dobbo at the serving wench *


THOU SHALL NOT WASTE PRETZELS ON HALF ELVES!

[Isk]

waste?

*pulls a mind trick on Varaho*

You want to get me another beer. Half elves are superior.

[Varatho]

Get... a... bear... ?

[Donnel]

*Walks in unaware of the situation*

Hey guys!

[Varatho]

*Uses The Force to hurl Donnel at the serving wench *


THOU SHALL NOT WASTE PRETZELS ON HALF ELVES!

It's worth repeating :D

[Vamcoy]

Sitts at his table like usual and drinks some more.

[Adzar]

* stands up a bit weary from the blow to the head just in time to see Donnel sailing towards him, unable to duck in time he is hit by the acrobatic assling right in the forehead just prior to losing consciousness he think All I wanted was beer!*

[Ratmandu]

*Laughs heartily at Adzar*

Told ya them flying Hobbits hurt!


*Picks Adzar off the floor and shoves a pint of ale in his hand*

RAWR!!!!

[Gerick]

whos the halfling behind me

gerick's face scrunchs up, gerick lets loose a mighty blast

theres a reason you dont hear about people drinking dire wolf pale ale much, makes ya gas, and those poor shortys are caught in the jet stream.

gerick kicks over a bar table and hides behind it, then noticed he just made a soiled breech cloth, gerick feels wiser

[Dobbo Baggins]

double back flip over varaho kick to the nuts he's out. knock to the head with my helm bye bye shik. pulls ratmandu's helm over his head. whap ale upside the head. fans chanting DOBBO DOBBO it's how it works everyday.

[Isk]

I see another blow to the head has made Dobbo delusional again /sigh

[Dobbo Baggins]

no. this time i got hit by the shortbus.

[rolsdar]

/Picks up Dobbo and punts him out the Tavern window.



:D

[Gnomers]

BAH damn elves always trying to keep the shorties down.

[Smakz]

* Walks into the bar and shouts"

AZLANA IN A BUNNY SUIT, OTHER END OF TOWN!!!!

* Waits till the bar clears out, then wanders up to the bar, orders a beer*

Heh, it worked, that cleared em out quick.

[Varatho]

But Smakz, how will you order a beer if the bartender is on the other side of town?

[Gerick]

heh