damn you grimlokk, damn you.. =)

[Shikarii]

My new Desktop Wallpaper (http://www.machall.com/index.php?do_command=show_strip&strip_id=185&auth=01101-10010-01010-10101-11111)

And yes; I do own plush summer fun cthulu :D he rides shotgun in my blazer

[Grimmlokk]

Heh. I had this one (http://www.machall.com/iotm/Helen-Blaster.jpg) as my background for awhile=)

[Quentus]

Evil wallpapers :-)

[Shaene]

wtf?

[Dobbo Baggins]

get used to it shaene shikarii's a half elf and grimlokks a bard you figure it out.

[Grendonbb]

Wow I approve.

[Smohg]

Nerds

[Brutul]

Originally posted by Dobbo Futreet
get used to it shaene shikarii's a half elf and grimlokks a bard you figure it out.

ROFL

[Shikarii]

dobbo's been smokin a lot of that halfling weed camping the solstice earring

[Korak Sarathai]

*pulls up a chair*

*grabs bowl of pretzels*

*orders another beer*

*awaits Grimmlokk's response*

[Donnel]

*Grabs Korak's pretzels*

*Runs and hides*

*Munches gleefully*

*Awaits Grimmlokk's response*

[Shikarii]

/em grabs Xexys beer because HE NEVER BOOKMARKED THE URL TO THE NEW BOARD :D

[Quentus]

(watches carefully)

[Isk]

peh, too many of you young'uns need to learn some respect =)

/beer

[Roehm]

peh, lightweight half elves can't hold their beer.

/keg

[Shikarii]

no roehm, that's a tub of bath water...not ale.../sigh thickheaded barbs..can lead 'em to water but they all think it's ale...

[Ratmandu]

Ale!!!


Did someone mention Ale???


* grabs the pretzels *
* grabs an Ale *
* Grabs Dobbo's pipe weed *

* Watches carefully *

[Quentus]

Originally posted by Roehm
peh, lightweight half elves can't hold their beer.

/keg

Can't hold my drinks bah I got 2 at a time one for each hand.

[Korak Sarathai]

Nice that ya can fit two shot glasses in them little elfie hands 'o yours. Enjoy yer sips.

[Varatho]

THE PRETZELS ARE MINE!

*Readies axe*

[Isk]

Goddamnit I had 200 AT at level 27, half elves can drink with anyone. =)

[Beornegar]

Ha, beer. Beer is for lightweights.

/emote puts his keg of Minotaur Hero Brew on the table and offers everyone a mug.

(Having a safe and quiet place to recover is a must if you're gonna drink this stuff. Don't say I didnt warn ya)

[Roehm]

Bah.

I miss my gnome mage partner.

She was a 200 brewer and would furnish me with all manner of mind numbing libations.

I always had a stack of Halas Heaters back then.

oh...and more to the point, Half Elves drink Wine, actually freaking Wine, nuff said.

[Quentus]

All your brew are belongs to us.

[Shikarii]

you're just jealous roehm of the way i drank mah wine...sipped it out of the bellybuttons of h0th0t wood elf lasses...as they fell from the sky under the platforms of kelethin.

[Beornegar]

I miss my dwarf cleric buddy that used to make the Mino Hero Brew for me. Even at AT 200 that stuff is just plain mean. Big fun to spring it on unsuspecting casters who have low AT. Just don't do it if you'll be depending on them to help you at all for the next little while. :)

[Janus_Eci]

Never seen as much racism anywhere else as I do on these boards. Keep it up. Half elves > all. Gogo 200 AT

[Dobbo Baggins]

well half elf and bard it's like jam and peanut better they don't get unstuck till you force it.

[Jaago]

I guess I'll have to take my monk(the drunkenmaster) to the brew barrel and whip up some stuff for my froggy. Had a cleric give me some Jumjum Spiced Beer. Nasty stuff when your AT is only 1. Its hard as crap to wobble into melee range. But 1 and a half stacks later and 18 skill ups, I could drink 2 before I was totally helpless.

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[Dobbo Baggins]

lol i get drunk like every day in eq and i haven't started brewing yet.

[Mokor]

beer good, ogre swill better. leather boot = rutgut if you can dring that your a real man not to smert, but a real man.

[Dobbo Baggins]

hide/sneak /slam hat down on thick skull of ogres= enough time to run and get my faithful steed.

[Adzar]

*Grabs the silly halfling and hands him back to the Ogre*
*Gets Ale*
*Gets Pretzels*
*Watches intently*

[Dobbo Baggins]

whaps adzar with his ugly stick. never mess with this halfling.

[Varatho]

*Messes with the assling*

[Dobbo Baggins]

/uses sneak
then i steal your pretzels.

[Varatho]

*Picks up a half-elf and smacks Dobbo with it *


BAD, BAD ASSLING! DON'T TOUCH THE PRETZELS!!!

[rolsdar]

/Grabs an Ale

/Grabs the Pretzells

/duck

:D

[Dobbo Baggins]

-edited by Shikarii-

the joke loses it's humor after a while dobbo. it really does.

[Varatho]

It would take more than an ogre to get those stubs you call arms within striking distance of me assling.

[Dobbo Baggins]

grabs two ogres and ties em together then catupults them.

You have slain Varaho!

[Shikarii]

what's with all the h8 dobbo? do you try to be that much of a dick or does it come naturally? oh wait your an assling. nevermind

[Dobbo Baggins]

i'm rallos zek. hehe i'm just kidding shikarii just is fun to make fun of others and they make fun of me.

[Varatho]

What Dobbo fails to realize is that the combined mass of two ogres at such a high velocity, no matter how strong he may be, will overcome the gravitational pull of the planets on his halfing body. Thus making him the first halfing to launch himself to Luclin via non- magical means, and lo the bards did sing the praises of "the Grand Pretzel Fight" for generations to come.

And so it was written on how to make halfings get rid of themselves, and the world rejoiced and danced for many a day. A holiday was made so that people would never forget the true horror of furry feet,The enchanters useing anchent magic to scare children with the abominus forms of the long-gone race and then giving out candy to them.

Yet it is said, that if you were to watch a druids gathering late at night you may see them howl at the moon in their fanged alter forms. If you could understand you would know they are laughing at the fate of such foolish creatures that were called the halflings.

[Dobbo Baggins]

ok varaho whatever. and i'm sorry shik