Azlana
02-08-2006, 01:18 PM
Yeps yas heard me ... SNOT!
Okies so m'been suffin from an awful cold and wot not an so mebbes m'had feva long da ways made me thins bout dis.....
So dere m'was thinking bouts how much m'head hurts an how m'no can breat an no matter how much m'try blowin m'nose nutin come out.... M'hear dat some times snot can be too thick an ya gotta wash it out. M'thinks an thinks bouts how wash it out. Den m'thinks wot heck jes sniff some wata.
So m'goes bathroom an fills sink up with nice warm wata .. not too hot.. not too cold an den scoops up some wata wit mes hand. Dere m'is starin at da wata in mes hands an realizes dere be some deep sick o'logical thin bout not sniffin wata! M'tells self.. Self.. nutin getting thru dere anyways.. not even air not like ya gonna drown yaself .... after some more thinking m'decides ta prove it ta meself dat not even air goin thru an say self.. Self jes try ta blow bubbles wit ya nose. So m'tooks big breth in an blows! Well... m'prove self nutin getting thru .. no bubbles! an only thin m'did accomplish be givin m'self big headache. Once m'got ova da pain o'dat m'decided no good idea cuz ifn m'no can blow no air out no way m'gonna be able breat in ta gets wata in.
So.. m'decided ta do da steamin. Gots me wata boilin gots m'towel an den tooks pot o'wata an den did the sniffin o'da steam. Dat worked lil an m'snot all loos an m'was able blow m'nose. BUH!! Fer all dat effort not much snot came out an m'still no could beeeth! So tooks some drugs... an m'could breat buh still not much snot fer da tissues... so why did da drugs really do? shouldn dere been likes lots o'snot?
Den m'gots ta coughin which m'no wan do cus m'cough an dn m'head hurts. Dere be stuff in m'lungs wantin gets out an it no was happenin easily. So m'gets nudder drug ta do dat part. Den m'gots curious bouts wot dat expectorsumpin supin do. So m'look up stuff an den it say it makes it mucus loose an stuff makes it easier cough it up.. Curious tho made snot easier come out too.. den m'wonderin if is same kinda stuff an m'see dat nose snot and lung snot same mucus stuff so m'thinking dat dere must be some kinda connection... DEN m'see dat dere differn color snot dat can be happeinin... 'cordin ta wot m'reads dere be clear which be good and white which is okies buh yella an green no good an brown no good and ifn red be bad. So memba watch ya snot color... ifn ya blow nose takes peek see wot going on....
Oh! here interestin fact bout snot... ya know when ya got dry snot? Dat mean da mucus did sumpin good and it captad sumpin bad and encaclated it likes when perl form ova sand... so ifn ya got a snot ball go... oo a perl! next time
Dat not wot go me ta thinkin bout dis nuf ta write.. wot got m'thinking is dis... ya know when ya sniff hard an some snot gets disloged and it goes down an ya swolla it is jes likes a 'ooo dat a big one' thought ... jes a passin thought.. not likes EWWWW m'jes swolla a SNOT! no gaggin nutin jes passin thinking.... Buh.. no one would eva likes blow deir nose an gets a good piece on da tissue and goes umm yummmy.. . m'thinks m'will eat dat. So here da question fer yas... why ifn snot leaves ya body is dis yucky awful disgusin thin ya neva thinks bout nutin buh throwin it away an ifn ya accident'y swalla it is kinda okies?
Jes some snot fer though!
Okies so m'been suffin from an awful cold and wot not an so mebbes m'had feva long da ways made me thins bout dis.....
So dere m'was thinking bouts how much m'head hurts an how m'no can breat an no matter how much m'try blowin m'nose nutin come out.... M'hear dat some times snot can be too thick an ya gotta wash it out. M'thinks an thinks bouts how wash it out. Den m'thinks wot heck jes sniff some wata.
So m'goes bathroom an fills sink up with nice warm wata .. not too hot.. not too cold an den scoops up some wata wit mes hand. Dere m'is starin at da wata in mes hands an realizes dere be some deep sick o'logical thin bout not sniffin wata! M'tells self.. Self.. nutin getting thru dere anyways.. not even air not like ya gonna drown yaself .... after some more thinking m'decides ta prove it ta meself dat not even air goin thru an say self.. Self jes try ta blow bubbles wit ya nose. So m'tooks big breth in an blows! Well... m'prove self nutin getting thru .. no bubbles! an only thin m'did accomplish be givin m'self big headache. Once m'got ova da pain o'dat m'decided no good idea cuz ifn m'no can blow no air out no way m'gonna be able breat in ta gets wata in.
So.. m'decided ta do da steamin. Gots me wata boilin gots m'towel an den tooks pot o'wata an den did the sniffin o'da steam. Dat worked lil an m'snot all loos an m'was able blow m'nose. BUH!! Fer all dat effort not much snot came out an m'still no could beeeth! So tooks some drugs... an m'could breat buh still not much snot fer da tissues... so why did da drugs really do? shouldn dere been likes lots o'snot?
Den m'gots ta coughin which m'no wan do cus m'cough an dn m'head hurts. Dere be stuff in m'lungs wantin gets out an it no was happenin easily. So m'gets nudder drug ta do dat part. Den m'gots curious bouts wot dat expectorsumpin supin do. So m'look up stuff an den it say it makes it mucus loose an stuff makes it easier cough it up.. Curious tho made snot easier come out too.. den m'wonderin if is same kinda stuff an m'see dat nose snot and lung snot same mucus stuff so m'thinking dat dere must be some kinda connection... DEN m'see dat dere differn color snot dat can be happeinin... 'cordin ta wot m'reads dere be clear which be good and white which is okies buh yella an green no good an brown no good and ifn red be bad. So memba watch ya snot color... ifn ya blow nose takes peek see wot going on....
Oh! here interestin fact bout snot... ya know when ya got dry snot? Dat mean da mucus did sumpin good and it captad sumpin bad and encaclated it likes when perl form ova sand... so ifn ya got a snot ball go... oo a perl! next time
Dat not wot go me ta thinkin bout dis nuf ta write.. wot got m'thinking is dis... ya know when ya sniff hard an some snot gets disloged and it goes down an ya swolla it is jes likes a 'ooo dat a big one' thought ... jes a passin thought.. not likes EWWWW m'jes swolla a SNOT! no gaggin nutin jes passin thinking.... Buh.. no one would eva likes blow deir nose an gets a good piece on da tissue and goes umm yummmy.. . m'thinks m'will eat dat. So here da question fer yas... why ifn snot leaves ya body is dis yucky awful disgusin thin ya neva thinks bout nutin buh throwin it away an ifn ya accident'y swalla it is kinda okies?
Jes some snot fer though!